Neue Mathematikaufgaben, aus der USA, Gangster style...

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    1.
    Lajames has an AK-47 with a 200-round clip. He usually misses 6 of
    every 10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many
    mofos can Lajames ice on a drive-by before he gotta reload? (Mofo's = Mother fuckers, Ice = Kaltstellen/Toeten)


    2. Willie has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for
    $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what be the street value of the rest of his shit?


    3.
    Dwayne pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per
    day must each ho turn to support Dwayne's $800 per day Crack habit? (Hit = Killjob, Ho's = Hures = Huren/Prostituierte)


    4.
    Raul wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make
    20% profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to gets the 20%
    upside? (Cut = verscheiden/verschnitt/Strecken der Ware)


    5.
    Ray-Ray gets $2000 for a stolen BMW, $1500 for stealing a Corvette, and
    $1000 for a 4x4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4's, how many
    more Corvettes must he steal to make the 10k for his brother's bail? (Bail = Bounty = Kaution)


    6. Pedro got 6 years for murder.. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If
    his common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much money will be left when he gets out? (Common-law = Ehe aehnlicher Verhaeltniss)


    7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the
    average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with three 8 oz. Cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over?


    8. Tyrone knocked up 4 girls in the gang. There be 20 girls in his gang. What be the percentage of bitches Tyrone knocked up? (Knocked up = geschwaengert)


    9. Lafawnda is a lookout for the gang. Lafawnda also has a Boa
    Constrictor that eats 5 rats per week and a cost of $5 per rat. If
    Lafawnda makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed her snake with one week's income? (lookout = spionposten/spaeher)


    10.
    Marvin steals Juan's skateboard. As Marvin skates away at 15mph, If it
    takes Juan 20 seconds to load his 357 piece, how far away will Marvin be
    when he gets whacked? (Whacked = erschossen/gekilled)

    The best engine in the world is the Vagina:

    It can be started with one finger. It's self lubricating.

    It takes any size piston, and changes it's own oil every 4 weeks.

    It is only a pity that the management system is so f....g temperamental.

  • <rofl> haha sau gut!

    <wave> Greetz d0zz3r



    1337 S2K - AP2 2.0L - 2005
    KW - Enkei - Invidia - J's Racing - Cusco - APR - Yokohama - Toda

  • Ok, here's a shot at the answers....




    1) 200 shots/clip, 10 shots = 4 hits/13 shots = 5.2 hits


    200 shots/13 shots d.b = 15.4 d.b's


    15.4 d.b's x 5.2 hits = 80.1 icings




    2) 2 oz = 56 g


    8 ball = 8 g @ $320


    2 g @ $85


    56g - 10g = 46g (10g = $405)


    If he sells the rest as single g's @ say $43 he'd have $1978 + 405 = $2383


    If he sells 5 x 8 Ball = 40g @ 320 for 8g = $1600 + $405 = $2005


    If he sells the last 6g in 2g baggies = 3 x 2g @ $85 = $255 + $2005 = $2260


    If he sold the 46g only in 2g baggies = 23 x $85 = $1955 + $405 = $2360


    His best bet would be in single g baggies, more risk, but also more $$$$.




    3) $800 hobby/habit.


    $800/$85 per trick/John = 9.4 Tricks


    9.4 Tricks/3 Ho's = 3.133333333 Tricks per Ho




    4) 1 lb = 455g @ $40000


    $40000 + 20% = $48000


    455g/28 = 16.3 oz


    $48000/16.3 oz = $2945 oz!!!!! (buy off Willie, from # 2, he's WAY cheaper!!!!)




    5) 1 BMW = @2000, 2 Vettes = $3000, 3 4x4's = $3000 = $8000


    $10000 bail - $8000 = $2000


    $2000/$1500 = 1.3 Vettes




    6) 6 yrs = 72 Months


    72 months x $100 = $7200


    $10000 - $7200 = $2800 remaining




    7) 22 ft/sq = 1 can


    22 ft/sq - 20% = 17.6 ft/sq


    17.6 ft/sq / 3 ft/sq per letter = 5.87 letters/can


    5.87 letters/can x 3 cans = 17.61 letters




    8) 20 Girls in gang = 100%


    4 Girls be Preggie


    20/4 = 5


    100%/5 = 20%




    9) 5 Rats @ $5 per Rat = $25 a week


    $700/$25 = 28 weeks




    10) I didn't try....




    Mounty


    P.s: please correct me if I am right.....

    The best engine in the world is the Vagina:

    It can be started with one finger. It's self lubricating.

    It takes any size piston, and changes it's own oil every 4 weeks.

    It is only a pity that the management system is so f....g temperamental.

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