Imagine this: you're cruising downtown in your car, picking your 'fro, checkin' out the ladies, when you realize that you're driving an '82 honda accord. Now, if you want to avoid being humiliated, you got to get a pimp car. The first thing to do is to check what kind of car you're driving. If its a mazda, a honda, or starts with a "T" and ends with an "Oyota", you're in trouble. Scrap it immediately. Trade it for condoms (you'll need them for step 5). Time for you to get a new ride.
First of all, your car has to be made before 1980, and has to be in mint condition. Now there are tons of vintage cars, but some of them just won't cut it. For example: a '64 Chevy Impala has pimp written all over it, but a '71 Vista Cruiser or '20 Ford Model T aren't gonna get you anywhere. Any car that was used in an old cop show will do. Now, to accesorize! Try slapping some pink dice on the rear view mirror, paint some flames on the side, and install hydraulics. After all that, you are welcome to put on your "my little pony" seat covers. Now that you've got your pimpmobile, bump and cruise your way down to ... (use the link baby)
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